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Give a man a fish and he from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Why do little boys whineBecause theyre practicing from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.

Why did God create a man before from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Man says to God God why did from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."

What do you call a man who from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.

What did God say after she made from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."

What do you do if your boyfriend from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.

How many honest intelligent caring men in from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

Now do you save a man from from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What is the thinnest book in the from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

Whats the difference between a new husband from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What do you do with a bachelor from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.

How is being at a singles bar from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

Why dont men have midlife crises They from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.

A woman of thinks of having children from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.

How are men like noodlesThey are always from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.

What does a man consider to be from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.

Whats the difference between a man and from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.

Whats a man idea of helping with from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

How many men does it take to from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.